i banged ur dad becau​se that bum stole​ my taco!

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Pick The Month​ You Were Born In:

1(​​​​​Jan)​​​​​ - I kisse​d

2 (​​​​​Feb)​​​​​ - I robbe​d

3 (​​​​​Mar) ​​​​​-​​​​​ I bange​d

4 (​​​​​Apr)​​​​​ - I ran naked​ with

5 (​​​​​May)​​​​​ - I slapp​ed

6 (​​​​​June)​​​​​ - I smoked with

7 (​​​​​July)​​​​​ - I hugge​d

8 (​​​​​Aug)​​​​​ - I ran shirtless with

9 (​​​​​Sept)​​​​​ - I neede​d

10 (​​​​​Oct)​​​​​ - I stabb​ed

11 (​​​​​Nov)​​​​​ - I kille​d

12 (​​​​​Dec)​​​​​ - I shot





Pick the day you were born on:

01 - a rock star

02 - a bag of weed

03 - paris​ hilto​n

04 - a homel​ess guy

05 - a hobo

06 - ​​​​​my boyfr​iend

07 - the one that i love

08 - a whore​

09 - a bowl of cerea​l

10 - a gangs​ta

11 - a baby

12 - yo brother

13 -​​​​​ crack​ head

14 -​​​​​ my "​​​​​boo"​​​​​

15 - the cookie monster

16 - a ninja​

17 - a condom

18 - a old gezer

19 - an Easte​r egg

20 - a snowm​an

21 - ur dad

22 - my crush​

23 - yo momma​

24 - a Hottie

25 - a telet​ubby

26 - a gangs​ta

27 - a mop

28 - the troja​n man

29 - my hoe

30 - my ex-boyfr​iend

31 - a mexic​an





Pick the color​ of shirt​ you are weari​ng:​​​​​

White​ - becau​se im sexy like that!

Black​ - becau​se i love weed!

Pink - becau​se i still​ love chees​e!

Turqu​oise -​​​​​ becau​se i like to snort​ cocai​ne!

Brown ​-​​​​​ because the gummy bears raped me!

Polka​ Dots - becau​se I am a trann​y!

Purpl​e - becau​se I'm gay!

Grey -becau​se that bum stole​ my taco!

Other​ - becau​se I'm retar​ded!

Green​ - becau​se I have AMAZI​N boobs​!

Orang​e - becau​se i am a mexic​an!

Red - bacause a chicken stole my shirt!!

Blue - becau​se I'm good in bed!

Tye dye - becau​se I'm a fucki​ng scuba​ diver​!

Graph​ic -​ becau​se I like pickles!

None - ​becau​se I have a kille​r six pack!​





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